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| Time | Event | Summary | Actor | Target | Details |
|---|
| 2026-09-12 20:34:12 UTC |
USER_BANNED |
WalmartEmployeePortal™ was banned by 𝕺𝖉𝖎𝖓. |
𝕺𝖉𝖎𝖓 |
account #99 |
payload{"expires_at":"2026-09-12 20:54:12"} |
| 2026-09-12 20:12:03 UTC |
ACCOUNT_PROFILE_UPDATED |
Odin edited WalmartEmployeePortal™'s profile. |
Odin |
account #99 |
payload{"old":{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"De Real Motherfucker","title":"Cacherazo","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:11:09","updated_by":99},"new":{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"WalmartEmployeePortal™","title":"Certified","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:12:03","updated_by":73}} |
| 2026-09-12 20:11:09 UTC |
ACCOUNT_PROFILE_UPDATED |
De Real Motherfucker edited WalmartEmployeePortal™'s profile. |
De Real Motherfucker |
account #99 |
payload{"old":{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"M0MM33","title":"Matriarch","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:07:44","updated_by":73},"new":{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"De Real Motherfucker","title":"Cacherazo","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:11:09","updated_by":99}} |
| 2026-09-12 20:07:44 UTC |
ACCOUNT_PROFILE_UPDATED |
Odin edited WalmartEmployeePortal™'s profile. |
Odin |
account #99 |
payload{"old":{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"YourFuckingMother","title":"","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","updated_by":null},"new":{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"M0MM33","title":"Matriarch","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:07:44","updated_by":73}} |
| 2026-09-12 20:06:50 UTC |
ACCOUNT_CREATED |
YourFuckingMother has been summoned into Hell. |
YourFuckingMother |
account #99 |
payload{"username":"YourFuckingMother"} |
| Revision | Time | By | State | Action |
|---|
| #4 |
2026-09-12 20:12:03 UTC |
Odin |
{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"WalmartEmployeePortal™","title":"Certified","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:12:03","updated_by":73} |
read only |
| #3 |
2026-09-12 20:11:09 UTC |
De Real Motherfucker |
{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"De Real Motherfucker","title":"Cacherazo","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:11:09","updated_by":99} |
read only |
| #2 |
2026-09-12 20:07:44 UTC |
Odin |
{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"M0MM33","title":"Matriarch","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:07:44","updated_by":73} |
read only |
| #1 |
2026-09-12 20:06:50 UTC |
YourFuckingMother |
{"account_id":99,"username":"YourFuckingMother","created_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","deleted_at":null,"display_name":"YourFuckingMother","title":"","signature":"","profile_text":"","avatar":"none","updated_at":"2026-09-12 20:06:50","updated_by":null} |
read only |